The Communist Freeloaders Party
We strive to perfect the United States socially, economically, and politically.
"A Call to Action" by Comrade Mikrut
We're for Democracy! A party by the people, for the people.
Our policies are unanimously supported after executing all critics across the country by people just like you and me. The CFLP is taking this country back with wide support.
Social Welfare:
Freeloading
By eliminating all forms of currency and banning trade, we have ensured a country of bums for generations to come. We intend to further ban all citizens for being wealthy under the threat of capital punishment.
Run while you can Climate Change! We've got a plan for you.
Carriers using techniques such as iceloading will stop global warming by way of carriers using woodchippers to disperse blocks of ice across our polar regions stopping the effects of climate change. Pyrodeloading, an advanced technique where we shoot anyone who dares to start any sort of fire is another way to kill global warming at the root.
