The Communist Freeloaders Party strives to perfect the United States Socially, Economically, and Politically. The party has a plethora of solutions to all the issues the country has, and will strive to ensure all conflicts are resolved in order to enable a better standard of living for all.
The Communist Freeloaders Party has a rich and developed history, spanning from its origins in 1848. It has since grown to several hundred members within the United States. We believe that the solutions to society's conflicts can be found in the Manifest der freien Laden von Komunisten (Manifesto of The Freeloading Communists), written by the party's founders, Vincent Marx and Alexander Engels. The Manifest der freien Laden von Komunisten is a greatly improved version of the original communist manifesto.
The first step to reversing the decay of society, is to pass laws prohibiting individuals from having possession of any form of monetary. This is the first step to triggering the widespread use of our core economic theory, known as "freeloading". Freeloading is what lies at the heart of our party, It is what will enable individuals to be equally as worthless as their neighbors. This concept has been extensively researched and proven, with all individuals being equally worthless, it solves a plethora of conflicts, including money laundering, theft, the stock market, and much more.
Police brutality has been brought up as a sizeable conflict caused by bias in the police force. Our solution to this is a rather simple one, remove humans from the equation. Robot officers are proven to have no bias, and not perform unnecessary acts.
Global warming is a recent issue that has received large amounts of discussion. The Freeloaders have however devised a global warming containment plan that is second to none. Our researchers have come the conclusion that ice depletion in the north and south poles is reach unsustainable levels, hence causing global warming. The procedure devised to combat this will be known as "iceloading". Iceloading is accomplished by utilizing the United States' extensive fleet of naval aircraft carriers. Blocks of ice will be delivered via naval cargo planes daily to aircraft carriers circling the north and south poles. These blocks of ice will then be fed into industrial wood chippers pointing at the large arctic ice masses, hence replenishing ice and reducing the effects of global warming. In order to further decrease the effects of global warming, a technique called pyrodeloading can be utilized. Pyrodeloading is more of a law preventing the use camp fires, but is proven to be effective in helping reduce the heat of earth.
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